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Asher Collins in another meltdown: arrested for DUI and possession of Drugs.   By Veronica Roth , The Celebrity Gossip. British singer Asher Collins was arrested again Tuesday night for driving under the influence and for possession of h****n . The twenty-seven-year-old singer had been released from California’s Lift Hill Sheriff’s Station after a night in jail. A night during which, it is alleged, he swung on the bars of his cell and wrote the lyrics to his song “ Heaven between the walls” on the walls using a blue Sharpie given to him by a smitten station employee (a Sharpie he later used to sign her breasts).   As well as getting caught with three grams of h****n in the glove compartment of his azure vintage Cadillac, the heartthrob is also accused of trying to seduce his way out of trouble when he got pulled over in the early hours on the Pacific Coast Highway cradling a nearly-empty bottle of Scotch.   The ten-time Grammy winner allegedly unleashed his famous, one-hundred-million-dollar smile at the officer on the scene, a forty-three-year-old mother of three, saying, “You really are f***** arresting, love, but I reckon I’ll be the one doing the cuffing tonight.” The “Human Met Heaven” singer infamously got arrested eight weeks ago for punching Steve Dalton, owner of the website Simply Steve, and for stealing a Grammy statuette. Collins stormed onto the stage at the Grammys mid-speech when fellow British singer Will Harlow received the Best Album award, plucked the statue from Harlow’s hand, lit a cigarette, and launched into a rant:   “Are you having a laugh? Raise your hands if you actual voted for this wanker without getting bribed with a complimentary h*****b. Come on. Come. The. f**k. On. His whole album sounds like background music at McDonald’s. No offense. To McDonald’s, not to Harlow. There wasn’t even one creative track in the entire album. In fact, if creativity met this bloke in a dark alley, it would run the other way, screaming bloody murder. I’m taking this home. Doesn’t feel too good when someone steals what’s yours, eh, mate? Well, boo-f*****g-hoo. It’s called life, and it’s a lesson you taught me.”   Previously close friends and former London roommates, Harlow and Collins had a falling out three years ago over model/ sensation, Jules Vaughn, and have been labeled enemies since. Both Brits slammed reports concerning bad blood between them. It has been alleged that Collins’s latest album, You Wanna Suck My D***—which peaked at number Thirteen on Billboard and disappeared from the charts soon after, the worst in his career—had driven him into the arms of alcohol and cocaine.   Shortly after word got out of Collins’s arrest, Simply Steve ran an article titled, “Asher Collins : The Era Got Over.” It is believed that Mr. Dalton is now looking to sue Collins, after the latter assaulted him with a jab to the face when asked about Will Harlow’s new love interest, Jules Vaughn. Within hours of his second release, Collins offered an apology through his long-time agent, Miranda  Roberts:   “Asher Collins is deeply sorry for doing a number of things that were very wrong and for which he is ashamed. He would like to apologize to the officer who arrested him, stretching the apology to her husband, children, and the local church in which she volunteers. Collins acknowledges his out-of-control behavior can no longer be overlooked, and for the sake of his loved ones, his fans, and himself, has decided to check himself into a rehabilitation facility in the state of Nevada. We kindly ask you to respect his privacy as he fights this very personal battle against his demons.”   Collins’s former publicist, Ben Cohen, who parted ways with the singer days after his Grammy meltdown, was not available for comment. Comments (1,989) xxLovelyasfxx He is off-the-rails crazy. Also: off-the-rails hot.   Cutie_girl Dude, McDonald’s background music? Richhhh. Collins’s last album was so bad my ears bled for two weeks after listening to it.   Cory1987 #AsherisAngel (just kidding, he’ll probably shove a finger into an outlet or something if we don’t keep an eye on him.)     James2938 Guy’s a sociopath. You can very clearly see it in his art.   BaileyChikaYass I echo that thought…but I’d still do him. ;) xxLovelyasfxx Me too! Lol Cutie_girl Sadly, me three. James2938 Good, because he’s not the kind Of guy who can offer you more than a quickie. He is bad news. LITERALLY.  
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